

When I was driving home from work the other day I saw this in front of me. What could it be?

It gave me a laugh.


I'm working two full time jobs right now and they're taking up a lot of my time. I finally got a teaching position with a local college. In California you need two years of student teaching before you can fully earn your credential. I lucked out since the college hired me as a "long term substitute" instead of a professor. The pay is the same but I don't get any benefits. At least it'll look great on my resume.
I've been relatively stress free and productive these past few weeks. Unfortunately that means I have started to pack on the pounds. I haven't weighed myself in at least 21 days but I can feel that my pants are fitting tighter. I'm petrified of the scale. I would guess that it's at least a gain of 10 lbs (5kg). What makes this even worse is the fact that Christmas is right around the corner.
I need to get back on track... I think I'll start off by staying under 600 calories a day. That affords me enough calories to have a moderate breakfast, lunch and dinner if I choose to do so. I'll probably end up breaking it into two meals: one for each job.
Co-workers offering to buy me fast food every day is going to be the end of me. When I bloat up like a balloon and float over the horizon please don't hesitate to load your guns. I cannot fly, I do not belong up there.
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